Ass Nuggets

Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and consistency is similar to rabbit poop. They are similar to Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.

I have to take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for a couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets. The last thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

ass nuggets

small bits of poopie that get stuck to your ass (or its hair) when you don't wipe correctly.

Your mom tossed my salad last night and she found ass nuggets. She ate that shit!"

by JtothaC March 30, 2005

Ass nuggets

The dry shit balls sticked to your asshair.

''ayo dude, these ass nuggets are really tingling my ass''

by Mr. Assnuggets July 15, 2016

ass nuggets

dangle berries, tag nuts, little bits of shit left on yer arse

she was a bit of a tramp, she obviously hadn't wiped her arse properly because she had ass nuggets

by Keithmeister May 14, 2003

Ass Nuggets

pieces of shit that you can feel stuck in your butthole, but can't get out.

"Aw, Mom, I've got ass nuggets in my butt again. Can you get the spork?"

by FuccNutt April 29, 2019

ass nugget

clump of golden corn in your shit

yesterday i shit a ass nugget and it hurt coming out

by yetti March 21, 2003

ass nugget

The sole aim of the life of an ass pirate is the acquisition of these valuable, golden nuggets produced only in the nether regions of airline executives.

As the multi-million dollar bail out of the top airlines passed, the halls of Congress were an ass pirate's heaven... ass nuggets were to be had by all.

by Drew Bryden April 29, 2003