april 17th

National boyfriend appreciation day

Girl#1:did you know April 17th is national bf appreciation day
Girl#2guuurl no didn't gotta get me a man before that

by Poop0111 April 16, 2018

April 17th

April 17th all men can receive one free blowjob

It’s April 17th I need to go get my free blowjob!

by Dirtman567 April 17, 2021

April 17th

National get laid day if its ur birthday you have to get laid or your a bitch

Mommm it’s national get laid day April 17th
Okay son let me fuck you real quick

by Big_Daddy42069 October 27, 2019

April 17th

National shut the fuck up bitch day!

Mia: talking too much

Mazzy: mia, it’s April 17th

Mia: oh shit

by daddy.chill November 15, 2019

April 17th

National boyfriend day. The significant other puts some sappy ass shit on social media (specifically instagram) showing how “great and wonderful” their relationship is when they really ain’t about shit.

Fuck. It’s April 17th. Time to delete my instagram.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 27, 2018

april 17th

national day of bananas. banana is the most beautuful fruit. On this day you can eat just banans and nothing else because if you don’t eat just banans you will have bad year.

april 17th

by bananas are life April 13, 2019

April 17th

International blowjobs day

Hey honey it’s April 17th feel free to get on your knees :)

by Tom joblues April 16, 2021