1. a monkey typical of the ay-noos regions of chile
2. a monkey that resides on one's anus.
3. a person you would wish cancer upon.
2. a monkey that resides on one's anus.
3. a person you would wish cancer upon.
1* "ola...please to be viweing the anusmonkey in exhibit b on your left senor"
2* "man i got some serious anusmonkeys goin on down there after i slept with that skank."
3* "man frederick is such a blatant anusmonkey...lets go spit on his mom."
2* "man i got some serious anusmonkeys goin on down there after i slept with that skank."
3* "man frederick is such a blatant anusmonkey...lets go spit on his mom."
by pirate-core November 2, 2003
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Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005
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1:(n) a complete idiot
2:(n) a useless individual
3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position
2:(n) a useless individual
3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position
1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"
2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"
3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"
2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"
3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"
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Get the Assmonkey mug.it is a very rare disease mostly found in males. Its comes from monkeys that are found on the island of anus.
when you get attacked my an anus monkey you now have a monkey in your anus. There is no know cure for this rare disease and you can only supress the monkey for awhile. But if u do that there is a great risk that ur anus will explode.
when you get attacked my an anus monkey you now have a monkey in your anus. There is no know cure for this rare disease and you can only supress the monkey for awhile. But if u do that there is a great risk that ur anus will explode.
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