Schrödinger's Adjective

A made-up, highly nuanced adjective that is uttered or written in the moment to simplify a concept. However, whenever the adjective is analyzed, it loses all meaning.

Useful in over simplifications or dubious descriptions.

1: Soccer is just football but with "feet-hands", ya know?
2: Oh yeah, I guess so...
2: Wait, what do you mean by "feet-hands"?
1: I have no clue, guess it was a Schrödinger's Adjective

by foothands29 December 8, 2018

Yahiamice's [PLACE] of [ADJECTIVE]ness

a discord server, owned and created by Yahiamice (Yahi for short)

person 1: Is Yahiamice's PLACE of ADJECTIVEness any good?
person 2: yeah you should join it, there are a lot of funny people

by jarbedious jarmelious 2nd jr September 7, 2023

Adjective-Space

Adjective-Space is derived from applying the natural progression of physics to the real world. Physics progresses by reducing the number of independent dimensions of the theoretical world into a manageable number of meaningful orthenormal vectors. Physicist have succeeded in removing all meaning from their field of study fairly recently when the last three dimensions collapsed into each other, Mass, distance and time. Adjective theorists wish to apply this same idea to adjective space, they attempt to find ways to reduce the total number of adjectives used. An example of this would be Color-Space. Recently Adjective theorists have managed to reduce the number of colors into three (Red, Green and Blue) Thus making other adjectives totally unnecessary. Purple is no longer needed, one red and one blue create purple. This is a rather simplistic example, an example of one of the more troubling adjectives is moist. Moist can clearly be described as a vector with the dimensions sticky and damp. The problem is that no one can agree on exactly the amount of sticky and damp needed to create one moist.

There has been much contention over the existence of Adjective-Space. The main competition is Poetry Theorists who believe that reducing the number of adjective dimensions in Adjective-Space reduces the utility of the space. The most famous of the anti-Adjective theory books was 1984.

Adjective-Space... Do I really need an example?

by kodiac1 July 5, 2006

Adjective Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)

A state (usually drunken) when you run out of adjectives in the middle of a conversation and settle for the easiest ones such as "nice", "good, "bad", etc!

Dude, I got so high yesterday I even came down with the Adjective Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)! Everything I spoke about was just "nice" or "bad"!

I always told my teacher that it's not that I'm lazy to write essays, I just have Adjective Defficiency Syndrome (ADS) - this is why my adjectives sucked but she was not supportive!

by Boyfie January 13, 2013

Super Adjective

When additional word endings which usually make a noun into an adjective are applied to a word that already is an adjective. The resulting adjective is exponentially as definitive.

"I can call spirits from the VASTY deep!" - 1 Henry IV, Act 3, Scene 1: VAST becomes VASTY, a Super Adjective.

by RANJAQ November 17, 2010

Shmaig (Adjective)

Something or someone who possesses negative qualities, often characterized by selfishness, annoyingness, or displaying frequent events of focking.

"That haitch is shmaig."

by Vaans May 4, 2005

Slapatoasta (slap-uh-toe-sta) Adjective

1 : Bad ass;

2 : An adjective describing the immense amount of radioactive pimp juice brought forth from an object or situation.

3 : An incident so shocking it makes you want to slap your grandmother.

4 : A term coined during a heated debate with Entenmann's about muffins.

Slapatoasta (slap-uh-toe-sta) Adjective

"Did you see webduck railing the 3 legged hooker, it was slapatoasta!"

"That clan on Xbox Live is Slapatoasta!"

by Daddyhungry December 5, 2011