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Three's a fucking crowd

Brian Lee and Erin were the only ones at the party. Three's a fucking crowd.
by ledg3rmit3 April 2, 2010
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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009
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Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!
by JCEG November 25, 2006
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When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.
by weave March 24, 2003
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If there’s a problem there’s a product

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.
Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023
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