by ledg3rmit3 April 2, 2010
Get the Three's a fucking crowd mug.When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
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When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009
Get the Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass mug.Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
by JCEG November 25, 2006
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Get the look there's a tree mug.When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.
by weave March 24, 2003
Get the foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay mug.Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.
Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!
Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023
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