fattter than a pumpkin

one who is fatzer than a pumpkin (does include extrememly small pumpkins)or someone who is a fagtardey-cankle-ridden-obese-mofo.

Tom, am I fatter than a Pumpkin?

God, yes.

by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004

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Turn into a pumpkin

An idiom meaning a person can't keep going, usually due to being too tired. Usually used to say one can't keep going after midnight.

It's too late for me, I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

by Nazareno June 5, 2022

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carve a pumpkin

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I went over to his/her apartment last night to carve a pumpkin.

by sillyrabbit123456 October 20, 2010

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roast a pumpkin

When you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender.

Dude 1 "Hey bro! How about you go roast a pumpkin for dinner!?"
Dude 2 "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dude 1 " It's when you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender."
Dude 2 "Oh, right."

by Timberino May 19, 2016

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turn into a pumpkin

To have one's ride suddenly become unavailable, generally because it is "too late" according to parents, local laws, or public transit authorities. Generally used in the future tense, to describe the time later in the night at which point an individual will be depending on someone else for transportation.

Contrary to what one might expect, the person themselves turns into a pumpkin, rather than the ride itself.

-Can we see the 9:15 showing instead of the 11? I just got my license, so I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

-I'm turning into a pumpkin at 2 AM because the stupid subway shuts down, but if someone brings a car, I'm in.

by hjfreyerdos October 19, 2010