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A Garret

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An Adjective that describes a person that is lazy, who is very polite, and usually doesn't get out very much.They excessively use "Thats What She Said Jokes" and is very awkward in public.
Lenny: Man, I don't want to go out today.
Frank: Dude! Your acting like A Garret!
Lenny: Thats not cool man!
by Vespers December 16, 2008
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A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".
"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"

"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"

"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."
by Belchtwat March 27, 2019
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Pull-a-Garrett

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An irreversible mistake, action or misunderstanding that usually results in events that are less than pleasant due to public embarassment, pain, or humiliation.
"I pulled a garrett when I zipped up my fly because I forgot to put the goods away first."
"That guy just pulled a garrett."
"What a garrett..."
"I pulled a garrett when I thought 'pseudo' meant superior and called myself a 'pseudo-ninja'"
by Chilly December 13, 2004
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Pulling a Garett

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When you insert your self into stranger's conversation, commonly from across the room
Garett, you're pulling a Garett.
by Avolpi May 15, 2014
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A Garrett

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Someone that never contributes food to social gatherings
Josh is going to be a Garrett this thanksgiving
by Garrett is always late November 19, 2022
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Pulling a garett

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Swearing your not gay but not fooling anybody either
Can sombody tell Ethan to stop pulling a garett

No man he's convinced peaple still think he's not gay
by Mothu focku August 11, 2016
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Pull a Garrett

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When you play any battle royale, especially COD Warzone, and die crashing into the ground because you didn’t pull your chute in time.
Someone needs to rez Garrett, he pulled a Garrett (again).

In COD Warzone
Oh crap, someone help.
...Did you just pull a Garrett?
by ipwncookies September 12, 2020
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