A piece of crap game console made by Microsoft during an economic recession that tried to market against a Playstation 2. Huge controllers, crap games (except HALO), crap box.
X Box also known as Crap Box.
X Box also known as Crap Box.
by Yojoe! May 12, 2004
An term only found in melbourne as a mock christmas greeting by people who have had enough of this christmas shopping crap.
Its christmas your trying to find a chicken dancing elmo the guy next to you grabs the last one and laughs at you so you punch him in the face and yell "Why dont you fuck off and have a merry x box!!!" possibly followed by "ya cunt"
by shane aisbett June 24, 2004
by Kal November 30, 2004
by X-box August 27, 2003
The device that Bill Gates will use to gain troops to help him achieve the status of being the Anti-Christ.
You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.
You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.
Person 1: I got a X-Box!
Person 2: Don't play it!!! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world!
Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box!!
Person 2: Don't play it!!! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world!
Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box!!
by Bryan June 07, 2005
by Justin H. April 30, 2005