Winston's Law

A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.

Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.

by girugamesh March 1, 2014

Winston's Mints

How you refer to someone who is annoying, stupid, or just plain not wanted. People who are generally Winston's Mints-ian are typically submissives trying to get to the top of the relationship, so the term Winston's Mints refers to a disgusting mint that would be spat on the floor, just like a sub would be in the relationship.

Little Kid: "Hey do any of you play minecraft?"
Everyone Else : "Fuck off , Winston's mints"

by jexson spankins July 13, 2016

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

by griggy June 20, 2011

Amber Heard's Winston Churchill Politics

Amber Heard's Innocence confirmed by (Winston Churchill) British ex-prime minister's wife Cherie Blair, Jennifer Robinson (lawyer of Julian Assange), Justice Nicol on Nov 2, 2020 (same day of American elections), UK Safety Tech, UK LGBT Equality, UK Stop Hate, and by Queen Elizabeth of the Crown's coercive control laws made to help women.
Historically, Sir Winston Churchill enrages lobbyist and comrade Adam Waldman, but Churchill/Blair is on Amber's team.
Amber Heard remarkably uses a British Accent as Mera in Warner Bros Justice League movie.

Over 35,000 new accounts in 2019-2021 use Social Influence Operations against Amber Heard and Adam Waldman is permanently suspended on Twitter. Comrade Waldman, the one who was a Registered Foreign Agent (this should be a movie) for Russian Oligarch Deripaska accused of Election Interference.

Propaganda may show Winston Churchill using a peace symbol and a cigar at Amber Heard while Adam Waldman CCs Elon Musk before his Twitter was suspended, but the REAL Winston Churchill (i'm not a bot!) is Smiling with Peace symbol as the Sir Tech of London. Social Bots be gone!
Steele's Dossier is no match for VP Kamala Harris.
This is Amber Heard's Winston Churchill Politics for the history books. Amber Heard is historically good! xoxo

by Agent Genius May 17, 2021

Winston Smith Syndrome

Referring to the character Winston Smith from 1984, Winston Smith Syndrome is when a guy viciously hates a girl because he wants to fuck her and she is unavailable or just doesn't like him. This is referring to the relationship between Winston and his love interest, Julia, at the beginning of 1984, in which Winston wants to murder Julia who he believes she is an ardent Junior Anti Sex League member.

Boy: Ugh, I HATE that girl. She is such a shallow slut and only dates dumb jocks.
Girl: Uh huh.. Winston Smith Syndrome much?

by Female type person June 25, 2010

winston slip

The sneaky insertion in the brown eye when partner is expecting insertion in the proper recepticle.
To be used on the first date with no anticipation of a second.

"Last weekend I totally gave her the Winston slip",
"where is she now"?
"I never called her back"

by pkbm July 20, 2006