Girls that will only care about a serious situation when it’s “Trending” and will act like activist by posting black squares on their instagram and saying Paw Patrol is racist
by Shrek Arse September 19, 2020
The world's prettiest, hottest and most beautiful girls and what boys of all races secretly admire over other girls.
What non-white girls hate because they're not as beautiful, and because white girls EASILY attract their men away from them.
What non-white girls also try to copy by putting on hair dye, fake blue/brown/green/hazel eye contacts, etc.
What non-white girls hate because they're not as beautiful, and because white girls EASILY attract their men away from them.
What non-white girls also try to copy by putting on hair dye, fake blue/brown/green/hazel eye contacts, etc.
White boy: "Damn, that asian girl over there is pretty hot, way hotter than white girls....y-yeah, wayy hotter....I swear!"
Me: "Shut up, you're just saying that."
Dude at the mall: "I love black girls! They're so hot."
Me at the mall: "Ok, then why are you staring at the Blonde and Redhead over there and NOT the black girl that's right next to them?"
White guy: *looking at magazine page containing attractive white girl*
Hispanic guy: *walks in*
White guy: *immediately turns to page containing hispanic/black girl and pretends to be enjoying himself*
Hispanic guy: "Wow, thx dude. I didn't know you like our women!"
White guy: "no problem bro!"
Hispanic guy: *leaves*
White guy: *looks around, then turns back to page containing hot white girl*
"white girl: "Heeyy Mr. Hefner, can I be in your mag?"
Hugh Hefner: "Sure babe, you'll be an instant seller!"
black girl: "Can I be in too?"
asian girl: "Ooh, me too!?"
Hugh Hefner: "Go to hell, I'm trying to make money here. No one wants to whack-off to a naked ugly chink and a nigger!"
Hugh Hefner's publicist: *whispers something*
Hugh Hefner: "Dammit!...ok, fine. I hate diversity and being politically correct, but whatever."
asian girl: "fuck off cracker bitch!"
arab girl: "yeah, fuck off!"
white girl: "don't hate just because I'm cuter and prettier than you!"
Me: "Shut up, you're just saying that."
Dude at the mall: "I love black girls! They're so hot."
Me at the mall: "Ok, then why are you staring at the Blonde and Redhead over there and NOT the black girl that's right next to them?"
White guy: *looking at magazine page containing attractive white girl*
Hispanic guy: *walks in*
White guy: *immediately turns to page containing hispanic/black girl and pretends to be enjoying himself*
Hispanic guy: "Wow, thx dude. I didn't know you like our women!"
White guy: "no problem bro!"
Hispanic guy: *leaves*
White guy: *looks around, then turns back to page containing hot white girl*
"white girl: "Heeyy Mr. Hefner, can I be in your mag?"
Hugh Hefner: "Sure babe, you'll be an instant seller!"
black girl: "Can I be in too?"
asian girl: "Ooh, me too!?"
Hugh Hefner: "Go to hell, I'm trying to make money here. No one wants to whack-off to a naked ugly chink and a nigger!"
Hugh Hefner's publicist: *whispers something*
Hugh Hefner: "Dammit!...ok, fine. I hate diversity and being politically correct, but whatever."
asian girl: "fuck off cracker bitch!"
arab girl: "yeah, fuck off!"
white girl: "don't hate just because I'm cuter and prettier than you!"
by B.S.xxx August 11, 2010
by White Chicken August 07, 2019
Verb.
To manipulate by causing people to feel sorry for you.
And/or to shirk any responsibility for questionable, but otherwise offensive questions.
To manipulate by causing people to feel sorry for you.
And/or to shirk any responsibility for questionable, but otherwise offensive questions.
Heather was pulled over for speeding. When the officer came to her car, he saw Heather crying and hyperventilating, so he decided to let her off with a warning. The cop just got white girled.
Kimberly wore blackface for Halloween and when confronted, she said she had no idea that it could be offensive. She white girled them.
Kimberly wore blackface for Halloween and when confronted, she said she had no idea that it could be offensive. She white girled them.
by Jiggahmahninja February 22, 2015
A creature who often posts pictures of Starbucks on Instagram, Tumblr, or Facebook. Often wears leggings and Ugg Boots and posts about how Nutella is very good when everybody knows it is. You will always see a White Girl with her Ugg Boots on, Leggings on, and IPhone at Starbucks.
Instagram White Girl: Starbucks(: <3
Facebook White Girl: @ Starbucks. U jelly? <3 ;)
Tumblr White Girl: Starbucks, Ugg Boots, Leggings = Good Day(:
Facebook White Girl: @ Starbucks. U jelly? <3 ;)
Tumblr White Girl: Starbucks, Ugg Boots, Leggings = Good Day(:
by idekbruuhhh October 20, 2013
by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021
A 'white girl' is usually defined as a Caucasian teenage girl who is observed with the following traits: has an unhealthy obsession with Starbucks, desperately hits up her friends for likes on Instagram, overuses emojis, has a put-on ghetto dialect, takes a million selfies then deletes 99% of them, and enjoys crushing on a new boy every week. There are many more traits, but to list them would be redundant.
Be careful, as they evolve constantly. One week they might love Nutella, while the next they'll disown it.
Be careful, as they evolve constantly. One week they might love Nutella, while the next they'll disown it.
Girl 1: "Did you hear that Lily went to Starbucks an hour ago?"
Girl 2: "What, right after practice? She just went this morning and ordered a venti!"
Girl 1: "We may need to stage an intervention."
(They sigh and sip at their frappachuinos. Hint: they are white girls.)
Girl 2: "What, right after practice? She just went this morning and ordered a venti!"
Girl 1: "We may need to stage an intervention."
(They sigh and sip at their frappachuinos. Hint: they are white girls.)
by breezes June 30, 2014