Weilers

The dumbest people I know.

Chris Micheal and Willy

by Chris and Michael Weiler March 8, 2005

Kirk Weiler

Your daughter calls him daddy

Kirk Weiler is so sexy!
*you lose your girlfriend to the wrath of Kirk Weiler*

by The REAL Kirk Weiler September 26, 2018

Weinershitzel

A dish consisting of a thin slice of a feces patty that is breaded, fried, and garnished.

"In Vienna we had Weinershitzel and beer. I remember - that shit was delicious...literally."

by Did you get that email I sent? January 30, 2019

Weimerskirk

A family of pretty much every race. Also a very loving person.

I am a Weimerskirk

by drew2015 December 31, 2011

Blue Weiler

(n.) A cross breed of a Rottweiler & a Blue Heeler.

Weight ranges from 60-100 lbs.

Personality traits: Very affectionate, playful, stubborn, loyal
Not suited for 1st time dog owners, requires an owner with experience with dogs & training.

"What's the breed of you're beautiful dog?"
"It's a Blue Weiler."
"Are you fucking serious?"
"Why yes, I am."

by Lumina March 10, 2013

Harvey Weinerstain

A glob of white goo ejaculated by Harvey Weinstein and proudly displayed on the clothing, chin, or running down the legs of, an auditioning actress in Hollywood.

She can't act her way out of a subway car, but her ticket to stardom was her big ole Harvey Weinerstain.

by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017

weinerschmack

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged with blood.

Until I reached my mid forties I didn't have a problem getting an erection with my usual wanking technique. These days I'm such a limpdick, I need to weinerschmack my cankerous old cock in order to produce an erection.

by BunSeam September 11, 2007