Weed Eater

The most randomly generated punchline to a joke.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Weed eater"

by UR MOM IS HELLA GAY November 13, 2019

Weed Eater

Weed Eater is the punchline to the concept that humor will be “randomly generated”. It originally came from an episode of VeggieTales but more specifically a viral post of someone putting in the clip of the prediction under the title of, “VeggieTales predicts modern humor”.

Since then, to abstract memes (e.g Wide Putin) that don’t have a clear punchline, the response can often be Weed Eater, referring to the famous line said in the episode.

Person 1: *Posts weird meme*
Person 2: W E E D E A T E R
Person 3: Weed Eater

by LarryTheVegetable42069 June 21, 2020

Weed Eater

The new solution to the equation 2 + 2.

Robot #1: “What is the solution to the equation 2 + 2?”

Robot #2: “I don’t know. What does 2 + 2 equal?”

Robot #1: thinking mode intensifies

Robot #1: “WEED EATER.”

Larry the Cucumber: “Now THAT’S funny!”

by Undefined Definitions April 8, 2021

Weed Eater

A vegan.

Why would you buy a $200 Weed Eater man? Just use one of the organic, living ones. Sure, it will complain about having it's ears pulled like a starter cord, but they will still get up the weeds just as good as a gas powered Weed Eater.

by WeeW MooM February 28, 2020

Weed Eater

A large plug-in massager often used by women for vaginal stimulation such as the Hitachi Magic Wand and the Adam & Eve Magic Massager.

Plug in the weed eater honey, I'll be right there.

by Brock Ironthighs August 4, 2011

Weed-eater

The weed eater is when one performs the daunting task of eating out a female that happens to be very hairy. While "down there" the person makes the sound of a weedeater, or a reving motor sound. vrm vrm vrm vrm vrm

Its the same as 70's porn, just add the sounds effects of a weed-eater.

by Natedawg Burnett January 28, 2008

weed eater

weed eater
One who smokes a lot of pot.

Mary is a real weed eater.

by kevin June 5, 2004