worderer (as in word murderer)

(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.

Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).

Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"

by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 23, 2015

mind-wanderer

mind wanderer
n: a person who travels in their mind; a traveler who believes in their dreams

I am a mind-wanderer

by mindwanderer90 November 8, 2013

wanderer

A person who travels aimlessly; a travler

He is a longtime seaman, a rootless wanderer

by Anonymous person..... December 19, 2015

lone wanderer

The lone wanderer is the person you choose to be in fallout 3 wether you like killing people and things or you can be a nerd you choose.

Is that a lone wanderer I don't know what type of person he is so I better back off.

by Fallout dan400 February 18, 2017

newtown wanderer

To have a shit on a midgets head and smudge it in with a warm chip from the fish shop

Hey, do you wanna have a Newtown wanderer?

by Chicken man 233333 January 13, 2015

wolverhampton wanderers

the best team in the world and the future premiership champions

wolves 1-0 manchester united

by Ste March 30, 2005

bolton wanderers

a small town football team punching way above its weight. bolton wanderers have a small but passionate band of followers and tend to be disliked by the media, fans of other clubs etc for the reason that over there time in the english premier league they have taken a scalp of one of these teams and/or knocked them out of cup competitions. known as 'long ball merchants' they have a tendancy to play football that gets 'in the face' of there opponents and consecuently stops them playing 'propper football' as the media call it. basicaly they are looked at as a small club that dosent belong in the premership - this only started when the beloved media sweetheart west ham was relegated at the reebok stadium in the 2001/2 season. the media still try to call them a small club even after 2 european tours (the second was the last 16 only getting knocked out on away goals by sporting lisbon following a 2-2 draw with byern munich) a league cup final, 2 FA cup semis and beating lyon every year in the peace cup final.

look at burnley, they think they are a bolton. like bolton wanderers

by noblobian January 12, 2010