better with the lights off

1. "In possession of a such a great personality that not being distracted by your beauty makes you even more beautiful."

2. "Ugly, but really good at sex in the dark."

3. "I hope you don't mind but I have a hangup about having sex with the lights on. Can I turn out the lights so I can fantasize that you're a different girl?"

4. "I really don't care how you look right now. Let's do it."

Girl, don't take this the wrong way, but you look better with the lights off...

by Stahrk December 26, 2011

Lights Off Baby

A baby, one of whom's parents is so ugly, which required conception to occur in a darkened room.

Good god, check out that woman at the swingset with her Lights Off Baby.

by tetrameth June 20, 2010

hit with the lights off

A girl that isnt exactly all that butterface but you would still hit it cuz she has a nice lookin body

Guy 1: Angie got that ass goin
Guy 2: yea but she has that big ass nose
Guy 1: ....id hit with the lights off

by Steve Garcia November 10, 2007

Doing yoga with the lights off

(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.

Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?

by Noro Machine August 11, 2010

Off Light

Electronics used to have a light that came on when you turned on the device (mostly referring to T.V.'s). Now there's only a red light that comes on when the T.V. (or other electronic) is off. This is the off light. Electronic makers made this switch when they realized that society has become so dependent on these products that they spend more time with them on then they do with them off, so off lights actually save electricity.

Dude1: "Is there somethin' wrong with your T.V. bro?"

Dude2: "No. Why?"

Dude1: "The light's on but I don't see nuthin'."

Dude2: "That's the off light you idiot! Where have you been?"

by AceaclesElementara March 29, 2010

whack off light

A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.

The batteries in my Maglite were dead so I had to use my whack off light.

by GSpunk December 14, 2006

My lights were off

The website said I needed to pay by the 26th... They sent me something in the mail saying that I needed to pay by the 15th.... They shut it off on the 22nd while I was asleep. I woke up and saw that the light was off and I knew exactly what happened. And then I sat in the dark and tried to call them but once they turn it off the make you pay something up front and I'm like "I use the fucking website. I go and pay by what the fucking website says and it says the 26th" and this chick sounded like she was about to cry. And guess when I got paid. Guess... The exactly date of my pay day was the 26th. The day by which the website said I had to pay.

Hym "So my lights were off, fuckface. Do you like it? Do you like my little show I put on here? I do it either the lights off sometimes. I KNOW I posted to bitch about it when I happened. Remember that? Remember? I know I posted with about it. Did you laugh?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2025