Velcro Shoes

The only shoe that provides comfort and sex appeal.

When I think about your Velcro Shoes, I touch myself!

by Garden Gnome Suprise May 3, 2006

Velcro Smuggler

A woman with an unshaved pussy.

Sam needs to shave her cooch, fuckin Velcro Smuggler.

by SneakySneakyNinja January 18, 2006

Velcro Shoes Smart

Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.

Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.

by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

Velcro Submarine

When someone has been for a number two, and once flushed the toilet sees their poo laying on the base of the toilet bowl. This is known as a 'Velcro Submarine' for its gripping capacity and submarine shape.

"Mate, I just destroyed the toilet and there's a Velcro Submarine that wont flush!"

by tlmal89 September 21, 2011

Velcro Soulmates

When a man and a woman both have a fair amount of bush (or even just one partner), the man pulls out during sex and cums in the female's bush. He then precedes to fall asleep on top of her or pressed up against her on the side, so when both people wake up, they are attached together and have to pull apart like velcro.

You remember that chick Julie from the dorms? We popped a couple of Tylenol PM's before we started boning and after I pulled out I passed out on top of her, but guess what. We're Velcro Soulmates!

by PDaysRoadTripper October 7, 2010

Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020

velcro-shoes special

1. A completely idiotic person that doesn't know any better.

2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.

3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!

What the hell did you do that for? You know most of the time your a complete velcro-shoes special.

by Tha dingo July 31, 2009