unresponsi-guilty

To be guilty of something, but not responsible for it. An excellent example is what happened to our illustrious president William Jefferson Clinton. He was guilty of receiving oral from a woman not his wife, but was not responsible because (1) Monica did it to him, and (2) any REAL MAN I know would not turn down a blowski. How could he resist? Very much like leaving a thousand dollars on a desk, then leaving the room. If that thousand is gone when you return, whoever took it is guilty, but not responsible.

Thomas: "How about that BJ president Clinton got from
Monica?"

Michael "Please...Clinton was clearly unresponsi-guilty on
that one, bro.."

by Christophe H Graham September 23, 2007

urinesque

Adjective.
Having qualities associated with urine, such as color, temperature, pH, osmolarity, etc.

That cocktail was delicious, until I looked down and noticed the color was truly urinesque - at which point I decided to call it a night.

by PenguinProf July 23, 2017

Unrespectable

According to Rei, it is another way to say disrespectful.

Stop taking my pencil case. You are very unrespectable.

by Rei_Putin September 12, 2017

Urned

v. to be hit, pummeled, thwonked, clobbered, punched, walloped, bopped, slapped, or smacked down with an urn.

Patty: He just hit her with the bottle that her father's ashes are in!
Rinaldo: Oooh, she just got urned!

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The funeral was quite docile until Uncle Franklin accidentally urned Grandma Beatrice.

by sarahjakethejew June 7, 2010

Urges

Strong desires to engage in sexual relations with another.

The reason I avoid hanging out with you is because I have urges.

by Storytime May 24, 2013

boo-urns

Obscure reference to the Simpsons: Monty Burns has just made a speech, and was getting booed out. When he asks his kiss-ass assistant if they're booing him, he replies "No, sir...they're saying boo-urns." He then asks the crowd, and they continue to boo him, save for Hans Moleman, who says "Well, I was saying boo-urns."

An exclamation, used in disappointment or excitement

"I lost the tickets to the concert."
"Ah, boo-urns."

by Burns April 10, 2003

Urbnesia

When on Urbandictionary trying to search up a word, you get caught up reading the new words on the home page. Thus, forgetting what you really wanted to search.

"Foo I'm hella suffering from that Urbnesia, what word did the nigga wanna search?"

by SP-Tino February 16, 2009