Two and a half

Having sex with 3 girls but only getting done with two of them

Yesterday I got two and a half with these girls from Ambridge

by cheernation08 September 14, 2015

Two and a half

2.5

Someone: How many?
Me: Two and a half.

by Foobar321 May 30, 2021

Two and a Half Men

A comedy show on CBS, based originally on Charlie Harper, played by Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic bachelor and jingle writer who spends his time drinking, womanizing and gambling. His life changes for the worse when his divorced brother Alan and nephew Jake move in.

I'm bored, let's watch Two and a Half Men.

by Online Fan November 19, 2016

Two-and-a-half-some

Sex involving a man, woman, and a midget of either sex.

Dude, I just had a two-and-a-half-some with Janice!

by Brett Y. Litsa August 18, 2010

Two and a Half-some

Two people are having sex. The third person is having oral sex performed on himself/herself by one of the people having sex.

Guy One: Yo, I totally took those two girls back home at the same time; it was awesome.
Guy two: You had a threesome?
Guy one: Not exactly. I only boned one of the chicks and ate the other one out at the same time. It was a Two and a Half-some.
Guy two: You are a legend!

by Dobs October 21, 2007

Two And A Half Black People

The yet to be made BET version of Two And A Half Men.

After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!

by BitBootiedBitches June 29, 2011

Two and a Half men

One of the best shows on T.V.

"two and a half men is the best show ever!"-Fan

by Michael Jackson's brother. August 24, 2009