A hideously ugly man who pretends to be straight but is definitely gay, and absolutely hopeless at hiding it.
Usually, a Two Face is an ugly arrogant male who acts as if he is God's gift to women.
When, after several hundred rejections, he realises that he is actually not attractive to the opposite gender. He secretly becomes aroused by other men, but panics and wishes to hide this fact from the general public. He visits gay bars at night, and acts generally like one straight person during the day and his gay counterpart at night.
Unfortunately, the Two Face is hopeless at keeping his secret, and constantly overdoes the straight act/lets gay things slip until all his friends want to pull him out the closet for him, and ram The Truth where the sun don't shine.
Usually, a Two Face is an ugly arrogant male who acts as if he is God's gift to women.
When, after several hundred rejections, he realises that he is actually not attractive to the opposite gender. He secretly becomes aroused by other men, but panics and wishes to hide this fact from the general public. He visits gay bars at night, and acts generally like one straight person during the day and his gay counterpart at night.
Unfortunately, the Two Face is hopeless at keeping his secret, and constantly overdoes the straight act/lets gay things slip until all his friends want to pull him out the closet for him, and ram The Truth where the sun don't shine.
E.g 1) Guy 1 - "Hey check out that that guy over there, he is so gay."
Guy 2 - "What, HIM? But he seems so straight!"
Guy 1 - "Uhuh, TOO straight. We saw him visiting the Manhole Bar saturday night."
Guy 2 - "Gah, what a Two Face!!!!!"
E.g 2) Girl - "Wanna come back to my place?"
Two Face Guy (loudly to friends) "Aw hell yeah bitch I'mma fuck yo ass yeahhhh I'm a playa bitch I LOVE THE COCK!"
*Bar goes silent, everyone stares*
Two Face Guy - "..I meant pussy, bitch..aheh.."
Guy 2 - "What, HIM? But he seems so straight!"
Guy 1 - "Uhuh, TOO straight. We saw him visiting the Manhole Bar saturday night."
Guy 2 - "Gah, what a Two Face!!!!!"
E.g 2) Girl - "Wanna come back to my place?"
Two Face Guy (loudly to friends) "Aw hell yeah bitch I'mma fuck yo ass yeahhhh I'm a playa bitch I LOVE THE COCK!"
*Bar goes silent, everyone stares*
Two Face Guy - "..I meant pussy, bitch..aheh.."
by Pozilla February 10, 2009
by flower December 09, 2003
I thought Kaila was my friend, but it turns out she talks shit about me behind my back, what a two-face.
by Carnalidge April 05, 2009
A persona that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones. The person is also usually a brown noser, as they try to please whomever they meet. In an effort to be accepted by the entire world, a "two faced" person will socially accomodate anyone they meet in an attempt to be popular and liked by everyone. More often than not, however, two faced bitches are usually covering up their assholism.
Sherry loved to be liked by everyone. There wasn't a person that she didn't meet that she could not be "friends" with. However, when her "friends" weren't around, she was a two faced bitch. "Damn, I fucking hate Janel; she's really a dirty cunt licking whore. Hey, I'm going shopping for Janel's birthday party on Friday, wanna help me pick something out for her?"
by rpunkboy September 14, 2007
One of Batman's oldest foes, and one of Bruce Wayne's oldest friends. His first appearance was in Detective Comics #66, in 1942.
He was once Harvey Dent, the youngest District Attorney in Gotham City's history. However, Salvatore "Boss" Maroni threw acid in his face during a trial, which hideously scarred him and fractured his psyche.
Now known as Two-Face, he has developed an obsession with duality and chance, basing his crimes around the number two, and deciding outcomes of life or death with a flip of his two headed coin, which like him, is scarred on one side.
He was once Harvey Dent, the youngest District Attorney in Gotham City's history. However, Salvatore "Boss" Maroni threw acid in his face during a trial, which hideously scarred him and fractured his psyche.
Now known as Two-Face, he has developed an obsession with duality and chance, basing his crimes around the number two, and deciding outcomes of life or death with a flip of his two headed coin, which like him, is scarred on one side.
From the private notes of Dr. Hugo Strange
Two-Face is obsessed with duality, and determined to recruit half the population of Arkham City in preparation for a bloody war against the other gangs within Arkham City. But his strategy starts and ends with a flip of his coin, adding an element of randomness to his every move.
"The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced, fair."-Harvey Dent/Two-Face
Two-Face is obsessed with duality, and determined to recruit half the population of Arkham City in preparation for a bloody war against the other gangs within Arkham City. But his strategy starts and ends with a flip of his coin, adding an element of randomness to his every move.
"The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced, fair."-Harvey Dent/Two-Face
by Phenomenal1 August 23, 2011
two-faced is when someone is nice to you in person but when not in person talks shit behind your back...
by .EXcLUsiVE. September 10, 2005
by J'mani April 06, 2004