Tjonk

The word "Tjonk" is a versatile word. It can be used in almost every sentence.

I just got fired from my job, Tjonk!

by TjonkMeister November 29, 2019

tonky bubble

The name given to a large, sometimes painful buildup of intestinal gas that can accumulate during anal sex while the sphincter is plugged. Historically reserved for the "doe" half of homosexual male couples but in modern times has been applied to gaseous females as well.

Dude, I was all up in this one chick's pipe last night and it was so great, but the then she blapped this nasty tonky bubble and ruined everything.

by Power-Dandy March 23, 2011

Tonka titties

A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt

You like my Tonka titties

by Kingofdick February 7, 2019

Tonka

A tonka is a big car. usually a SUV, that is also fast asf, usually powered by a V8-engine and in some cases V10.

Examples of a tonka is the Jeep Trackhawk, Dodge Durango SRT Hellcat and the quintessential Lamborghini Urus (a.k.a Lamb Truck).
The term has been used for a long time but recently got a revival after our lord and saviour YEAT started using it.

Person 1: "I was riding round in my tonka"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you saying?"
Person 1: "I'm quoting Yeat, shut the fuck up you not my twizzy."

by twizzytonky4l January 3, 2022

Tonkinese

A breed of cat that is half Burmese, half Siamese. They are the most beautiful and sweet creature any mortal (or immortal) will ever meet.

'Aww! Look at the cute little Tonkinese. Isn't it so cute?'

by kittens Σ:3 July 1, 2014

Honky Tonky

A bar where predominantly white people hang out and drink. Usually a Beer Joint or Pub and not a upscale bar.

Look at all the Crackers pickup trucks in the parking lot of The Honky Tonky!

by downnola June 17, 2010

tonkasaw

TonkaSaw is the prime example of an internet tough guy. Challenges another YouTuber, Andy Warski, to a fight. He claimed that he was some pro MMA fighter yet he would not show his face norr would he show proper fight footage. Instead, the fight footage that was found on YouTube showed very gay WWE larping. Long story short, the retard hyped himself up and never showed up to the fight cuz he was "harassed" by a phone call and had to "change his name".

Andy Warski: "TonkaSaw, I'm here! Where you at?
*DEAD AIR*
Ethan Ralph: DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SuperBerryMerchant January 21, 2019