A word that means to drink horse semen. Named after the eponymous politician who drank horse semen and who had to get his stomach pumped as a result.
Roommate 1: I had some yogurt earlier today. It tasted funny, unlike any yogurt I’ve ever had before.
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
by Pizza Chungusta August 11, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. When a bunch of thirty year old political strategists try and use fun, dumb websites for campaigning and petty grievances in a misled attempt to appeal to young people.
Did you see that meme that candidate posted after the convention? That was so Tim Walz, really embarrassing stuff.
Why is every ad on twitter a shitty presidential campaign advertisement? That's such a Tim Walz.
Why is every ad on twitter a shitty presidential campaign advertisement? That's such a Tim Walz.
by JohannTheMann August 10, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. To completely devastate a bunch of weirdos, making them obsessed with you to the point where they desperately try and force a bunch of memes about you to make themselves feel better
by AmericaIsAlreadyGreatYouWeirdo August 10, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. by averagesizedtesticles54 August 10, 2024
Get the tim walzmug. The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.
In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"
Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. Neighbor 1: Simon is weird because he invites trick or treaters into his house
Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.
Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.
by Stolen Valor 1 August 10, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. A very down-to-Earth VP candidate. He served in the military, and even worked in manufacturing. Eventually, he became a successful teacher and football coach, leading his high school team to a state championship. Walz was able to get conservatives to embrace Democratic values, with plenty of experience as a representative and Governor of Minnesota.
by iotbw August 7, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug.