Thor's Hammer

A rare, extremely potent nationality-altering strain of marijuana. Characteristics include lots of red hairs and extremely pungent odor. Smoking this strain will cause the smoker to pass out and awaken somewhere in Norway.

"Yesterday my friend brought over an ounce of something he called Thor's Hammer, it was red and furry and smelled like holy hell.

We rolled a blunt of the shit and passed it back and forth, eventually I passed out after the blunt was halfway done.

I woke up this morning and noticed I was cold as shit. Then I noticed I wasn't in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes I had on yesterday. I ran outside and after a little investigation I found out I'm in Bergen, Norway."

by wgrwgawg April 5, 2008

Thor's Hammer

A sex act were a man dress up like thor. He then proceeds to a running leap off a elevated surface into the air. The women waits on all fours ass up in the air.The man goes flying across the room fist in air. Then he unleashes the hammer being his fist into the womens ass. Thus putting down the hammer as he refereneced in the avengers movie.

My girlfriend as me to proform the Thor's Hammer on her if i really loved her.

by My HappyPants in the house May 27, 2014

Thor's Uppercut

When you pull your boner between ur legs making it look as if u have a vagina(mangina). And you command your woman to "lick your pussy" and as she's just about to lick your mangina you yell "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE" while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen penis, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.

Johan: Yo Chosen One, you think you're gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?

B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..

Johan: yee

by JustLaugh=| January 31, 2012

Thor's Cock

When hitting from behind you shove a 9V battery up your ass and zap her with your cock.

I hooked up with these Victoria Secret models, one shoved a battery in my butt so I gave her friends some of Thor's Cock.

by Fred Bear June 19, 2018

thor's knuckle baby daycare

thor's knuckle baby daycare is where thor's knuckle babys go when thor is playing MTG.

Thor - Do you want to play some high level games of Magic ?

RJ - What about thor's knuckle baby daycare

Thor - Fuck you RJ

RJ - Have you seen my dick ?

Thor's knuckle babys - we are legion

by beavers kids January 5, 2012

Thor's Hammer

1. A hammer symbol that Heathens and Asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their God, Thor; much like Christians wear a cross.

Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.

2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.

1. I wear a Thor's Hammer to show that I am an Asatruar.

2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Thor's Dick

A type of wager or dare in which the stakes are extremely high but only apply one person or party. The purpose of the Thor's Dick wager is to flaunt one's ego or ability. If the party in jeopardy loses and fails to live up to their end of the bargain then it is not a legitimate Thor's Dick wager, and the guy chickening out on his punishment is a tool.

Jordan decided to wage a Thor's Dick, saying that he would run down the street with no pants if he lost this game of ping pong. After losing, he lived up to the agreement and the Thor's Dick wager was completed.

by El Royo Loco April 24, 2008