milking of the cow

The art of having your salad tossed on all fours whilst the penis is stroked in a downward motion like a cows teat.

Lady : I performed milking of the cow last night and that milk splashes everywhere!!!

by Dr pat-rik February 23, 2017

milking the brown cow

Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot

Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.

by big_schnasty January 31, 2005

Milking A Dead Cow

Trying to do something thats unachievable

Why do you keep trying to fix that car? Your milking a dead cow.

by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 24, 2010

Milking the cow

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.

I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!

by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023

milk the cow

Having a guy ejaculate.

Made more famous (recently) by Ludacris' song.

If you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.

by sim simma December 3, 2004

milking the cow

When a girl is sucking a guys cock, while pulling on his balls one after the other until he shoots cum repeatedly in her mouth.

I was trying to hold it as long as possible, but when she started milking the cow I just erupted.

by bulletred January 10, 2008

Milking the cash cow

To milk a womans D cups while being covered in sweat. Youll hear a pleasuring squishing sound

She had big boobs, so i decided to try the Milking the Cash Cow move on her.

by Matchge January 15, 2015