get the groundhog to see his shadow 

my dear breaking bad fans, it means to get a boner

marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections

get the groundhog to see his shadow by terribleDefinitionsInc August 24, 2022

Spook the Groundhog 

The act of killing one's boner permanently by suggesting an unusual sexual act or portraying a nasty image.

Hot Chick: I can't wait to fuck. You roleplay as hilter, I'll be Mussolini.
Me: Way to spook the groundhog on that one bitch.

Spook the Groundhog by D Sheee March 26, 2010

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed 

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed by Uncle Dimma December 27, 2014

Shake hands with the groundhog 

To die. To expire. To cease to be

"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."

Shake hands with the groundhog by Bogey251 December 24, 2008

The Groundhog 

A position for The Penis Showing Game. In this position, take one of your testicles and put it on the outside of your pants. Then, once they see the first one, roll the other one out along side it.

Alex: Hey guys, check out what I found in the closet.
Everyone Else: (walks into closet)
Alex: (pulls out The Groundhog) THE GROUNDHOG!
Everyone Else(male):Oh my God, they're so big. I'm unimaginably jealous.
Everyone Else(female):Fuck me. Now.

The Groundhog by longschlongmcgee6969 November 29, 2010

The Groundhog 

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.

I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.

The Groundhog by Phil May 31, 2003

The Groundhogs 

The Groundhogs,A British three piece group who first got together in late '63 to play the blues, then switched to progressive ROCK. With the ear pieceing genius of Tony Mcphee on lead guitar and Peter Cruickshank on bass they rocked the underground scene.

Some of The Groundhogs greatest songs are
-Split pt 1
-Garden
-Status People
-Cherry Red

The Groundhogs by Charvey December 15, 2008