The Gorilla

The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.

Caleb: Try the gorilla on that one over there. Looks promising.

by 313vagina March 8, 2009

The Gorilla

An invisible entity, that, after a long night in a pub or a curry house, follows you home and while you're sleeping chucks your clothes round the room and shits in your mouth.

"I woke up the next morning with a foul taste in my mouth and my clothes everywhere. The Gorilla had been."

by johners89997 March 11, 2010

The Gorilla

What you see when you are totally smoked out, usually indicating your limit.

Wow man, I need to slow down, I'm definatly seeing THE GORILLA

by Luca$h April 25, 2007

the gorilla grip

Put a little pepper in your pillow case, so when your girl puts her face on it she sneezes, making her pussy grip you like a gorilla fist

Last night I used the Gorilla Grip on your mum. Shit was TIGHT

by SkinnyPenis101 November 15, 2017

the gorilla mask

When you know you are going to have sex that night so you shave your pubes beforehand and set them aside. You then cum on the girls face and throw the pubes on her creating a gorilla mask.

My girlfriend didn't know what she wanted to be for halloween so I gave her the gorilla mask.

by Aaron Traviss October 15, 2008

The Gorilla Walk

When a man gets a boner in public, he is forced to execute the gorilla walk. He crosses his legs and he leans forward to conceal his bulging problem. He will find the nearest exit or restroom to "release his stress" or wait for his problem to soften up.

Johnny: I was watching some guy twerk and i had to do the gorilla walk so no one would notice that i got hard

by sodacanplus April 26, 2014

the gorilla in the room

when you miss something unusual or important in front of you

when counting the basketball throws, you see literally nothing else, even the gorilla in the room. This could be regarded as like the old adage that mocked someone's lack of observational skills; "if it was a dog it would bite you"

by Johnboy52 July 14, 2023