The Stack

The end all, be all of STDs.

The Stack includes all of the following and more:
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Hepatitis A, B twice, C
Gingivitis

The Plague
Impotence
Premature ejaculation
Cancer
Food Poisoning

Osteoporosis
Scurvy

Shrinkage
Small Pox

Anal Leakage/Seepage
Prolonged Lifespan
Aids

Phenylkketonuria(PKU)

Non-consensual Homosexuality

Third testicle (regardless of gender)
Uneven tire wear

Bad sense of direction
Conversion to the church of Gary Busey

Obsessive stamp collecting
Reverse bilingualism
Port-o-potty Specialist

Deviated septum
Slavery
Conversion to Judaism
Nipple lactation

Appreciation for modern art
High interest rates
Weak investment portfolio
Shaq-fu
And it will ruin your credit score.

There is no known cure. If you contract The Stack, do not attempt to kill yourself for it will only anger the disease.

I may have The Stack, but at least I'm still white.

by TheStackPatientZero December 10, 2011

Stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks

A shit ton of money

I've got stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks on my back account

by Bagger59 December 26, 2017

Stacked It

To fall down or crash whilst on bicycles, scooters, scateboards, etc.

Australian colloq.

hey mate, did you see that guy who fully stacked it on his bike the other day?

by iamewy January 31, 2009

stacks

1,000 dollars

My dubs ran me two stacks!

by pleth June 08, 2003

Stack

$1,000/ A Thousand Dollars

Yo, I only gotta stack to play wit for the weekend.

by Brath November 07, 2004

Stacked

Often used to describe a woman with large bountiful breasts. More commonly used to describe a woman who not only has large appealing breasts, but also has a beautiful face, bodacious hips, and an amazing ass.

Eh yo Chris, see that girl on near the bench press? She is fucking stacked! Damn Kevin, she is stacked.

by FoxMulder69 October 19, 2018

stack

one stack = 1 G

by Anonymous July 14, 2003