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The Serg

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See wordCockstorm/word. Also known as the definitive weight-liftin' gamer with a goatee.
"You may be terrible, but not as bad as The Serg"
by Lat January 7, 2003
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slap the sergeant

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I'm going to think about you while I slap the sergeant tonight.
by Anal Speeds October 25, 2013
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The Sergeant Major

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Performing the "Angry Pirate" and the "Alaskan Pipeline" back to back.
He gave her the Sergeant Major after she said not to jizz in her mouth.
by accessdnied January 21, 2010
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The Sergeant Bilco

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This infamous act involves doing the traditional testy tuck, which is obviously placing your scrotum and penis between your legs.

However, the magic starts when you also nipple yourself, whilst your friends and/or relatives take incriminating photographs of you.

And voila - you've done The Sergeant Bilco

This act first came to notoriety in 2007 in a Magaluf hotel room. To fully recreate this filthy act, a sleezy, darkened hotel room makes for a perfect ambience.
"Oh my goodness - look at my pictures.....I've done the best example of The Sergeant Bilco"
by Sam Du Feu January 15, 2008
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slapping the sergeant

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It's a sentence which using as jerking off in Turkey
Yesterday i was slapping the sergeant then ....
by Genieme February 1, 2018
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The act of defecating on your best friends shoes while he is giving you a blow job.

History of The Sergio:

The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
-Hey what did you do last night?

-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
by The Mudslider June 11, 2006
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The "Sergio Perez"

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The action in which you line up 19 people. (M or F) and all proceed to ejaculate on them from 19th to 1st. (Sergio Perez's last to first win on Sakir.)
Person 2: Wanna do The "Sergio Perez"?
Person 2: Sure, I wanna be 19th.
by F1_fan9291 April 23, 2022
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