The Newman

Delicious sandwich made of Kielbasi Loaf, fried egg, Cooper Sharp cheese, and hot sauce all served on a National Bakery Roll. Great for anytime of the day or night. A sure hangover cure.

"Man, I got plowed last night."

"Lemme get you The Newman, and you'll feel fine"

"Mmmmm....Newman."

by L0NEW0lf41 February 12, 2010

The Newman

An act in which a male inserts his penis into the females bellybutton, penetrating the skin. Warning Dangerous....may result in bloodshed
Disclaimer - for innie's only

Danny: Man I totally gave Brogan The Newman last night
Nick: Man you're sick!....Did she bleed?

by Stuart T February 27, 2008

THE NEWMAN

To get pied by multiple girls.

Can't believe you got The Newman.

by KAreKkjhdhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjg June 7, 2018

The Newman

When you shave your pubes in the shape of a mustache and a girl gives you a blow job. You get a blow job and she gets a mustache ride. Inspired by the baddest ass in America.

Dude, I trimmed my pubes into the Newman. Gave my chick the best mustache ride of her life.

by Rex Butts August 8, 2018

The Newman Effect

The Newman Effect, is when a mate says he’s done nothing wrong, but we all know, he’s obviously done something wrong.

Common with white Boys named Kyle.

Mate: bro, I don’t know why she’s pissed?
You: well what did you do?
Mate: Nothing!
You: Ah, The Newman effect.
Mate: what?
You: Nvm.

by BenDoverYouFool May 23, 2019

The Newman Paradox

The way by which you can both be working and procrastinating at the same time.

Newman- I'm in my friend's room "doing work." And by doing work I mean procrastinating. And by procrastinating I mean doing work.
Jill- Good job, we'll call it the Newman Paradox.

by knightviper56 November 29, 2011

The Dry Newman

The Dry Newman is when your aim is intentionally miss directed and you slam it home into the anus without warning or lubrication.

"I was doing that chick from Taco Bell last night doggy style when I gave her the Dry Newman"

"Thought I finally got rid of that psycho bitch last night when I gave her the Dry Newman but she actual loved it"

by urtool February 15, 2014