the internet 

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

no example

the internet by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

the internet 

A series of tubes, not a big truck.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...

Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

the internet by Zopwx2 July 31, 2006

The Internet 

Want a definition? Google it

-The Internet Example-
www.google.com
Here, look one up

The Internet by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

the internet 

A very bad idea. Trust me.

Whoever invented the internet should be drawn and quartered.

the internet by istancow August 3, 2010

The internet 

AN amazing place of meeting new people online.

Say if ...John Cena is on... like facebook.... and you follow him.... face book is on the Internet.

The internet by Potatoesaregood August 20, 2017

The Internet 

is for porn.

Grab your dick and double click.

OMG THE INTERNET IS NOT FOR PORN

The Internet by nedMiles May 9, 2010

The Internet  

1) A series of tubes, invented by Al Gore!
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)

1) "I hear there's...uh...rumurs...on the..uh...internets" - George W. Bush

2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!

3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"

The Internet by Mike Coolo April 11, 2008