The Crazy Dave

A celebratory bumping of dicks, most commonly following a home run by a Chicago Cub. Believed to be invented and championed by newly crowned World Series champion David Ross.

It was so weird when my dad gave me the crazy Dave after I showed him my report card.

by SHAQattaQ November 3, 2016

crazy dave

a man who has a pot helmet and a time machine called penny that's smarter than him, fights zombies with plants, and just put a walnut in your hand, why? because he's CRAAAAZY!!!

Crazy dave: hi I'm your neighbour crazy dave, but you can call me crazy dave

by Thedeadmemelord November 30, 2019

crazy dave

A slang word for describing a man mentally unstable who provokes fear into people that meet him.

Have you seen that spooky house up on the top of the hill? I heard that a real crazy dave lives there.

by Bob May 13, 2005

Crazy Dave

Crazy Dave- the person doesn't have to Be called Dave to Be called "Crazy Dave" they called be called Charniqua, Charlotte or even Crumpet! Telling someone they are being a crazy Dave! is used when someone is acting Irrational or Dramatic!

"You're being abit of a crazy dave"

by Charlxxe January 4, 2020

Crazy Dave

A main character From Plants VS Zombies. Gave you the plants himself. Why did he put a wall-nut in your hand? BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY!

Crazy Dave Used a Peashooter to defeat Zombies.

by Plant Handler #69 March 16, 2021

Crazy dave

Used to describe someone who can't read the room and tells sexually charged jokes.

Whoah there Kevin! Don't be a crazy Dave in front of the duzz!

by Kevin Herman January 28, 2025

Crazy dave

Will stick a knife in your neck socket.Walks all night endlessly,talking to his crazy self.visting Graves and greving about a life he wasted and the people he pushed away.A Parah.He dies alone

Look,there's that fucken Crazy Dave

by Godsmacker December 18, 2019