The Crank

A spasm that attacks young men aged 12-18, those who “Crank” average around 5-10 cranks per 5 minutes.

“Look he’s cranking it”
“That was a aggressive crank”
“OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE CRANK”

by NúzNation January 8, 2020

The Crank Era

when anyone regardless of talent could make up their own dance song as long as the phrase "crank dat" was in the title. and amazingly people loved these songs and made their own dance videos on youtube

Soulja Boy is the founding father of the crank era.

by hardhitr3 October 29, 2009

Shave around the crank

(men only) the act of trimming, or completely shaving off, your pubic hair. Thus, shaving around the crank.

Anthony's girlfriend was irate that his pubic hair made him look like a 70's pornstar. So, she asked him to shave around the crank to tidy up his appearance.

by Sgtbilko January 14, 2009

tugging on the crank

Tugging is a term for masturbation and the crank is a penis.

Can also be used as "tugging his crank, tugging the crank, tugging my crank, etc."

If my old lady don't start putting out, I'm gonna start tugging on the crank.

Nancy prefers tugging on the crank over screwing.

Larry got caught tugging on the crank again in the restroom and faces another lewd conduct charge.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Yank the crank

Jacking off

I got bored at work last night so I told my bitch of a boss that I was going to go home and yank the crank

by Soviet Duck November 6, 2020

wank the crank

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

by Macsloan October 19, 2019

Yank the crank

Jacking off

I got bored at my date last night so I told her "I am going to go home and yank the crank if you know what I mean"

by anonymous November 6, 2020