the blizzard

a fan is needed. when a male is getting head and when he is about to cum, ejaculates into the fan, simulating a blizzard of semen on to the girl's face

you : dude did the blizzard hit your house last night?

someone else: no, dude its july
you: heh heh, i know ; )

by JDS11 August 19, 2009

The Blizzard

the act of placing an ice cube in the vagina whilst rubbing the clitoris for sexual stimulation

Timmy gave Jane The Blizzard whilst performing oral sex.

by Fred Augustine Gerard December 9, 2008

The Blizzard

Put cool whip on and around the asshole.....that person then squats over their partners face and farts. Thorefore speckling it all over there face so it looks like they was out in a blizzard. Then then the fartee proceeds to lick it off their face.

Man I heard Jill got Randy's ass good last night. She got some extra creamy Cool Whip and got him with The Blizzard. It's all good though, she always cleans up her mess the right way

by boombox77 August 29, 2011

The Blizzard

When one person takes cocain and places it up their butt, after that happenes another person puts their nose up to the other persons butt and they breaks wind. While the person breaks wind the cocain will fly out and the other person will snort it as it comes out.

Jon: Hey what did you do last night that you cancled?
Bob: I got some cocain and i wanted to do the blizzard with my girlfriend.
Jon: How did that go?
Bob: suprisingly well..... Kinda stinky

by its me A.G. January 6, 2011

The Blizzard

The blizzard- the act of having a girl jack you off and making you nut on your ceiling fan then turning it on as she runs around getting as much ejaculation in her mouth as possible

Nancy last night was so fun chad gave me the blizzard

by OOOGA DOOOOGA June 13, 2022

The Blizzard Policy

The blizzard policy is "No fun allowed" as it's based off many of their updates to the games that Blizzard entertainment.

Blizzard: oh I heard you were exploiting in a dungeon created years ago and not getting any reward out if it besides seeing the design behind the dungeon. Gonna have to get banned now

Player: Damn forgot about The Blizzard Policy

by Cthun October 30, 2018

Flipping the blizzard

69ing in a snowstorm

“Dude I just got done flipping the blizzard with that girl. Pretty sure I got major frostbite tho”

by Jihad McLaden October 29, 2017