teller smeller 

To expel gas into the carrier at a bank's drive-through teller station, sending the noxious odor into the bank with your transaction.

Send a teller smeller with that deposit you're making!!

teller smeller by Daddysxj September 29, 2010

sexy truth-teller

Someone who holds ridiculous opinions that are unpopular for a reason and spews them to anyone who will listen (and many who won't) in a most asinine manner while believing that they are edgy, sexy, and everything cool for doing so AND that they are bravely showing the rest of the world the cold, hard truth.

Sexy Truth-Teller: Women really are lesser beings than men. They're only good for cooking and screwing. If that hurts, too bad. I'm only speaking the truth that most people are too afraid to face.

Person: Wow, you fancy yourself some kind of sexy truth-teller, huh?

sexy truth-teller by ALovelyPeanut April 25, 2008

Story Teller 

A person who gathers bits and pieces of people's life stories and fills the often large gaps with his own stupid imagination and tends to fabricate a highly incorrect and false reflection of the truth. A person who can't tell the truth and lives in a fantasy world with no resemblance to reality. Frequently plagued my mental instabilities and psychological dysfunction. Perhaps even prone to suffering a personality disorder.

Nick is a big time story teller. I wouldn't trust a word he says.

Story Teller by sericesmb16 January 21, 2015

Delusional story teller 

When you tell a story but the other person forgot the details and claims it never happened. You then become animated trying to make them remember you start to look insane.

You used to bring me flowers when we first started dating remember? Oh because you forgot now I sound like a Delusional Story Teller right?!

Delusional story teller by msscream1234 February 15, 2018

Story Teller 

A socialy akward person who only gains friends by making fictional ridiculous stories about "how they got hurt this" or how "unlucky they are since they did that", and have no other way of making humor nor actually starting a conversation with the person they want to become friends with.

kelvin: In may when the teacher handed us our sheets with cornell note listings I didnt look at the dates and did all of them in 3 days I was so stressed.
Elias:Oh wow thats funny
Alex: *sigh
*Kelvin walks away
Elias: Im starting to think kelvin ACTUALLY IS funny
Alex: Yeah, Im in science class with him, he did no such work and...I dont even think the teacher handed out a cornell sheet in may, what a fucking story teller.
Alex: Hes never gonna succeed in life
Elias: I know right

Story Teller by Boyfriendizeree September 19, 2014

Story Teller 

A person who from time to time tells exaggerated and false information, or lies constantly for attention and gratification.

Person A: Dude, did you know you can mine bitcoin, like literally mine it from the ground.

Person B: Fucking story teller.

Story Teller by LycKonG June 10, 2018

Story Teller 

A man who lies about loosing his virginity when he was 10 and lies about getting stabbed in the shoulder.

Your dad didn't create Marsoc you Story Teller!

Story Teller by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015