Telefucking

Phone sex

Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!

by mr_boatride May 15, 2010

thefuckingimpala

Noun: something extremely awesome relating to tumblr fandom blogs such as thefuckingimpala and awesome sauce blog and the origin of this word. Usually thefuckingimpala is used to explain something in the CW television show "Supernatural" featuring an uber sexy wexy cast and an angel named Cas. It can also be used to describe why things happen in Supernatural crossovers with "Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, (God forbid) Homestuck, The Walking Dead, etc." or previously mentioned fandoms alone (though this is rare and is only done by overly obsessed supernatural fans I call Leviathans. Thefuckingimpala is usually shouted with extreme feels
2.Noun: Used as a reason for Supernatural Fandom/ crossover

1. "How did Sherlock survive the fall?" "Thefuckingimpala!"
2. "Why do Dean and Sam always survive, shouldn't they be dead?" "TheFuckingImpala!"
3. "There should totally be a Walking Dead/Supernatural crossover event because THEFUCKINGIMPALA!"

by theartofdeductisms January 7, 2013

thefuckingsupreme_

my baddie mootual on tiktok

thefuckingsupreme_ is such a baddie

by jimmydarlingslobsterhand July 6, 2021

telefunkin

wHEN UR FUCKIN A BIATCH N WATCHIN THE TV AT THE SAME TIME. YOU'RE A VERY FUNNY MOTHER FUCKER, BUT ALSO A TELEFUNKER.

NOUN- Telefunk... (insult) "man, That Kim Tran is a damn telefunk"
VERB- Telefunkin... "You were telefunkin that biatch last night"

by BENSTONE June 2, 2004

Teledocking

When two consenting adult males squish their own dicks against their respective webcams at the same time.

Nick and John had a round of teledocking on Thursday in an effort to keep their long distance love affair from going cold.

by The Real Nickey Kell March 15, 2017

Elefuckingphant

1) A fucking elephant.

2) An intensified version of the adjective, "elephant."

*elephant - can be used in the place of "Beast." As in, "That's freaking beast!" OR "That's freaking elephant!"

For a stronger version of this, one might use "Elefuckingphant." - "That's Elefuckingphant!!!"

"Did you see that shit?"
"Hell yeah, dude! That was Elefuckingphant!"
=)

by elephantvamp February 11, 2010

Tele Fucking

The act of calling someone to engage in phone sex

I was tele fucking my boyfriend last night, he became so hot we decided to make it real and move in together. telephone fucking hot sex fuck love

by Mercedes Belle August 22, 2011