telemocking 

1.) to make fun of a show on television
2.) to watch a show for the specific purpose of making fun of it.

John: Hey dude, are you watch Dora the Explorer?!
Jim: Relax man, I don't really like this show I'm just telemocking it.
John: don't you have anything better to do?
Jim: Nope

telemocking by ersher February 24, 2008

Telefucking 

Phone sex

Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!

Telefucking by mr_boatride May 15, 2010

teleworking 

Working in a virtual organization, commonly referred to as "working from home".

Since the office is 30 miles away, in traffic, I prefer to telework when possible.

teleworking by Seth Eaton April 25, 2005

Teledocking

When two consenting adult males squish their own dicks against their respective webcams at the same time.

Nick and John had a round of teledocking on Thursday in an effort to keep their long distance love affair from going cold.

Teledocking by The Real Nickey Kell March 15, 2017