Tectone

Tectone: Someone who makes 10x more money than people who keep trying to cancel him for no reason

"Man i wanna be a Tectone"

by JoeTheDoughyBrain January 14, 2022

Tectone

Tectone is a sexy man that is 100x better than you at pretty much everything

Damn you are such a Tectone

by teccy chad September 24, 2022

tectoned

When gacha games royally fuck you in the ass, especially after having spent excessive amounts of money.

gamer before wishing on gacha: i better not get tectoned rn

gamer precisely $500 and 10 minutes later: FUCK

by onenightwithdilfs June 3, 2021

Tectonic Shit

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

by Technobish October 31, 2017

Tectonic Meat Slippage

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.

Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"

by killersbytrade January 31, 2010

Tectoned

A term used to describe a situation when a person gets bad luck on weapon banners.

"Dude, Song of Broken Pines is literally avoiding me and I got another Aquila bruhh"
"Lol, you got Tectoned"

by Tenney519 May 18, 2021

Flesh Tectonics

The overlapping and constant movement of the flabs of skin on the obese man's abdomen.

My friend, evidence of the flesh tectonics is easily found at the all you can eat buffets and/or the dance floors.

by Roadside Jesus September 25, 2009