taking a shit

The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.
Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.
Not to be confused with giving a shit.

Joe is taking a shit.
or
The stock market is taking a shit today.
or
I got half way up that last hill and then my transmission started taking a shit.

by cagerat December 29, 2007

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Taking a shit

Basically saying that you are kidding but with a swear word.

Person 1 “your mum big gay”
Person 2 “wut?”
Person 1 “ lol i’m just taking a shit bro”
Person 2 “ oh ok bro”

by ToxjK December 16, 2018

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Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.

Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit

by Taking a shit June 21, 2023