Swamp Logged

Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.

"yea, I swamp logged your mom last night"

by Swamp Logger January 10, 2010

Canadian Swamp Logger

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.

Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.

by Dirtysanchezmongrel January 16, 2010

swamp loggers

a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs

Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers

by hanglestein July 11, 2010

swamp logger

the act of tucking one's penis between their sweaty ass checks then smacking a bitch in the face with it

Dude, it was such a hott night and she was such a whore...I couldn't help but giver her a swamp logger!

by vengence74 May 22, 2010

Swamp Logger

Male slamhog

That guy is such a swamp logger he probably has sixteen STD's!

by micklb June 28, 2009

Swamp logger

When you saw a turd in half with your urine stream.

I was a swamp logger yesterday when i went to use the bathroom and tried to get the toilet to flush

by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025

bow legged swamp donkey

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.

Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.

by Come on meow November 28, 2014