stovetop

To combine two or more events separately in one night like a date, without the two parties knowing that one is doing both. Taken from the popular Stovetop TV commercials of the 1980's: 'Hey Jimmy...what time is your Mom making Stovetop? 5pm-I be there. Hey Johhny what time is your Mom making Stovetop? 7pm-Count Me in'

Hey that dude has a date with 2 girls on Friday. Yeah he is stovetopping Brenda and Mary.

by Michael Comey November 17, 2005

Stovetop

Hot, as in temperature, but could theoretically be used to describe an attractive woman.

Man, it's madd stovetop out here, it must be 95 degrees outside.

by NRGT May 1, 2006

home stovetop

A term of endearment, i.e., What is going on, my good friend?

Word up, my home stovetop.

by evilhighpunkin December 14, 2003

dutch stovetop

the act of farting in someone's face when receiving a rim job.

John got a dutch stovetop when he was eating Sam's ass last night. He sure got a noseful!

by soxpup November 14, 2007

sir stovetop

founder of Chester County, Pennisylvania. The first log cabins ever built in Chester County, were squeezed out the ass of Sir Stovetop. He shit out each and every individual log to form these cabins.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

cherry stovetop

The act of popping a girl's cherry with a cooking utensil of your choice, then using the blood as spaghetti sauce.

My girlfriend asked me to give her a cherry stovetop the other night and it made for a delicious pasta dinner.

by Natemc2013 May 20, 2016

Sir Stovetop

Founder of Chester County, PA. Built the first log cabins there. Each cabin was squeezed hot out of his ass. He shit out each and every individual log to form them.

by Anonymous April 3, 2003