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staffie juice

A mysterious substance brewed by the Staffies of the NYSF, allowing them to sustain high levels of energy for chanting, dancing, thrusting and general awesomeness.
Person 1: Where were you last night?
Person 2: Brewing staffie juice, check your program.
by berinda55 March 8, 2012
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stuffies

a stuffed toy monster, most commonly made from fleece or felt.
usually handmade.
are often disturbingly cute.
similar to plushies.
i made a stuffie for my niece's birthday.

i collect stuffies.

i'm trying to come up more designs for stuffies.
by stefania-zee January 17, 2008
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staffie

The free drink/s you get after working at a bar.
The free meal you get after working at in a kitchen/restaurant.
"I stayed back for a few staffie's after work."
by Diego September 3, 2003
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staffie

A cool type of dog.
Pronounced: Stafff-ee
My brother has a staffie.
by Diego April 16, 2006
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Stiffies

An erect, pulsating penis or clitoris, due to sexual arousal.
Billy and Janet had stiffies after Billy donkey punched Janet's mom.
by g0t4 May 19, 2011
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staffcest

hookups and/or dating between individuals in the workplace.
Did you hear Mike and Carla hooked up at the staff party last night? They work together tonight.. awkwarddd! Talk about staffcest!
by anonymous1235 April 7, 2007
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Staffie

A staffie is a mythical creature. They are most commonly found in blue shirts with wide-rimmed hats, however legend says that they can change form once AND ONLY once.... into aliens, pigs, and even humans.
They are found in their natural habitat, at Burgy Bay at ANU (and sometimes in Brisbane but we don't care about them).

Most commonly found licking trees, eating grass, singing songs, skipping off to catch fairies, asking riddles and screaming "FILL THE GAP".

Staffies don't sleep, they

Fears: Grass, students out of own rooms past 10:15, empty necks without wouches
Greatest passion: Student romance
Greatest move: POWER POSES
Diet: who needs food when you PHOTOSYNTHESISE
NYSF
1. Someone I know who loves visiting me late at night, is Staffie Beth
2. Staffie Blake! Come catch some fairies with me!
3. Hey guys! Has anyone seen Staffie Adele? Anyone
by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019
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