Starfies

If you have seen the commercial for legend of starfy you'll understand. I was watching it and I thought "Starfies sounds like some sort of an Std" And so the saying was born.

Useful for when you have nothing better to say.

1. Guy 1: So did you find out what was wrong?

Doctor: We were unable to identify it but it appears to be some sort of Std.

Guy2: Dude you got starfies

Example 2:

Guy 1: I was running around in the woods and i thought i got lost, but then i found the road again.

Guy 2: You've got starfies

Guy 1: What?!?

Guy 2: ...

by Raptor warlord June 3, 2009

starfishin'

When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face

She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile

by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018

chocolate starfish

A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.

Obviously she's never bleached her Chocolate Starfish

by Jedeasy April 9, 2017

Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Snoring Starfish

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

Dead Starfish

A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.

Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"

by MadMaxxxx July 11, 2009

counter starfish

When a girl is being passive at sex in missionary position, the guy 'returns the favour' by inserting his penis but not moving.

Kevlar Burrito: "I had sex with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing"

Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."

by lemonkoala November 3, 2013