Squirt Gun

Slang for a penis because as one cums, (unless you're really fucking old or have had some sort of injury) the first few orgasms squirt.

Johnny McWarguy: Hey Jen, wanna see my squirt gun?
Jen: Uhhhm... ok?
Johnny McWarguy: *unzips pants and squirts his load in Jen's face*
Jen: ...I'm going to kill you.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

Squirt Gun

Girl who squirts several times during intercourse.

Jennifer was a squirt gun last night during sex.

by Squirt.Gun.Owner October 17, 2010

Squirt Gun

Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.

I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

squirt gun

When a female (or transgender or pre-op) ejaculates from their vagina. The vagina can then be called a 'squirt gun'.

"want to see me ejaculate from my squirt gun?"
"sure!"
" :D "

by coco69 August 12, 2012

Squirt Gun Jelly

The name that rapper Machine Gun Kelly should actually go by.

Maaaaaaan, did you see that Em diss that Squirt Gun Jelly just dropped, Shady's going to annihilate him!

by GReddyTalon September 7, 2018

Squirt Gun Fight

When there is an orgy happening and the guys ejaculate onto the girls.

Boys vs Girls, Squirt vs Cum

Boy yells: I finished them 3 left.

Squirt Gun fight.

by Cum Gunner April 13, 2021

Squirt Gun Fight

A competitive sex act in which two or more participants stand on opposite sides of a room and attempt to hit those on the other side with bodily fluids while masturbating. Semen, urine, feces, saliva, mucus, and most forms of vaginal and anal discharge are considered valid projectiles. Depending on local rules participants may or may not use certain objects, such as turkey basters and leaf blowers, to aid in directing the fluids towards their targets.

"Hello Dean! You should bring Martha and the kids over this Saturday for another squirt gun fight."

by shartstain March 30, 2015