spurgled

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.

I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...

by Leewrong August 31, 2017

Spurgle

The act of inserting the male's testicles into the female's anus. She will then attempt to expel them via flatulence.

The first time Keith had his girlfriend spurgle him he did not realize she had eaten Chinese food earlier that day and he was in for a surprise.

by jcm65 July 27, 2010

Spurgle

The semen that runs down your cock when you remove a condom after a long game of "Fuck"

Wow that was great sweetie. Ah fuck, I got spurgle on your sheets. Spurgle is the semen leftover in my condom. Here, taste!

by Richard Cravings July 15, 2009

Spurgle

A spurgle is an incompetent, overbearing, self-important, pompous buffoon.

Our boss is a walking disaster, a total spurgle.

by OldSEEngineer August 19, 2023

Spurgle

The act of double dipping,or dropping other food particles in peanut butter, or jam or jelly.

" Mom!, Tommy's gonna spurgle the peanut butter! "

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

spurgle

To spaz out completely and do something really weird with your arms.

She had a spurgle attack.

by turnips101 May 21, 2015

Spurgling

When a person giving a blowjob, gargles the sperm.

After she gave me head, she started spurgling!

by BOB THE ASSHOLE July 25, 2016