Spring Roll

A very skinny asian that uses extremely well-learned chinglish to communicate with other people.

John: Sup, Wang!
Wang: WAT U DOINGG ME NO SPEAKA ENGLASH TOODEY
John: Can you say that more clearly?
Bob: He can't, he is obviously a spring roll.

by Its me again October 04, 2009

Spring Roll

Cute dainty penis

His spring roll is good but there's a reason orders always come in 2

by Queenb13 April 13, 2021

Spring Roll

A girl that is so pastey white that can see her blue blood vessels through her spring roll like skin.

Hey check out that spring roll over there.

by badinvention May 29, 2010

Spring Roll

When you vomit in the morning after a big night out the night before. Usually the result of drinking way too much alcohol, and being massively hungover the next day

Person 1: How'd you pull up this morning? You have spring roll?
Person 2: Nah not feeling too bad actually. managed to hold it down!

by shroom89 November 08, 2009

Spring Roll

The instance in which an erection occurs and sustains as someone is rolling down a hill in the spring.

"Dude. Good thing you had a newspaper handy. That was a major spring roll!"

by HeadExplodie April 02, 2007

spring roll

a tiny & thin penis

Tim had the smallest spring roll I ever did see!

by alliebee October 24, 2007

spring-roll compliment

spring-roll compliment: n. a compliment suspiciously wrapped. Unaccepted compliment due to cautious distrust of someone or something.

It didn't really matter, it was a spring-roll compliment anyway

by Bloody Black Bart November 22, 2011