spons

a flying kite with legs a face and arms.

Also, fun fact, its actually written in my agencys contract, that SPONS, the SENTIANT TALKING KITE WITH A FACE, FINGERS AND SHOES has to appear to do the ad read.

yes its a legal stipulation, im not joking when i say that

***that kite is more powerful then you could ever imagine***

by caddicar September 3, 2023

Spons

The god of sponsor ships and cadicarus’s guardian angel

HELLO,IM SPONS!

by Sparkle_gelatine November 24, 2023

SPONS

A chill, shorthanded way of saying "money" — not just any money, mind, but the sort you’ve actually got spare. It’s the cash you’ve got rattling about for a cheeky takeaway, a night at the pub, or last-minute weekend plans. Not your rent. Not your nan’s inheritance. Just good old spending money.

Shortened from "Spondulix" (With spondoolicks, spondulacks, spondulics, spondoolics and spondoolies all being alternative spellings), a proper old-school term for dosh that your granddad or folks might’ve used, before you rinsed their wallet.

"Just got paid — finally got some spons to breathe again."
"Oi, I’d come out, but I’m low on spons and the pints won’t pay for themselves."
"She was proper flash with it — throwing spons around like Monopoly money."
"Bit of spons in the back pocket and suddenly everyone’s your best mate."

by AzasGotWood May 4, 2025

Spons language

Gurgling your mouth to make random noises, suddenly speaking Spons is totally normal because it happens in the unconsious part of your brain.

Random guy: hey! how's it going!
You: Yeah goo- *gurgling noises* Oh oops that's Spons language again!

by 😐🅰️🤓🥚😌 December 20, 2022

The Sons Of Virgins

This group Consists of Modest Pelican (their leader), And the stealtho gang. Which consists of Stealtho Marto, Stealtho Fieldo, Stealtho Crosby, Stealtho Carbo, Stealtho Symo, Stealtho Robbo, Stealtho Maddie, (and a few more I believe). They are the ultimate gangsters who promote Christianity and keeping your purity. Modest Pelican (also known as Papa Peli) also ensures people stay hydrated and is one of his most prominent beliefs. And they’re the most feared gang in all of Los Santos.

Non-Virgin Loser: Who’s the most powerful Gang in Los Santos
Me: I guess you never heard of The Sons Of Virgins

by 10 Am February 22, 2021

Spinsta’-gram

Spinsta’-gram is an amazing App featuring spinsters doing everyday activities like watching Hallmark movies, crafting, drinking tea and sewing outfits for their pets.

“Hey google, remind me again how to tweet this snapshot onto the Spinsta’-gram. Ruth & Anne wanted to see the afghan I’m making for the spring raffle”

by Mandi Harmony December 18, 2020

This video is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends™️

The sentence said at the beginning of any video which is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends™️, an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title.

This video is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends™️. RAID: Shadow Legends™️ is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. It's got an amazing storyline, awesome 3D graphics, giant boss fights, PVP battles, and hundreds of never before seen champions to collect and customize. I never expected to get this level of performance out of a mobile game. Look how crazy the level of detail is on these champions! RAID: Shadow Legends™️ is getting big real fast, so you should definitely get in early. Starting now will give you a huge head start. There's also an upcoming Special Launch Tournament with crazy prizes! And not to mention, this game is absolutely free! So go ahead and check out the video description to find out more about RAID: Shadow Legends™️. There, you will find a link to the store page and a special code to unlock all sorts of goodies. Using the special code, you can get 50,000 Silver immediately, and a FREE Epic Level Champion as part of the new players program, courtesy of course of the RAID: Shadow Legends™️ devs.

by HatMan69 December 13, 2020