spneeds

It’s what they call Special Needs in the biz

Cooper you belong in the spneeds class!

by Fred Urnst January 12, 2021

Spneeds

Compound word of “special” and “needs”. People are too soft nowadays and get mad if you say retarded in public, saying spneeds is your way around that.

Bro you are acting so fucking spneeds right now

by Long Beef Stick August 13, 2021

Speedster

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.

Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.

by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010

changing speeds

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.

Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.

by Dan Neville May 30, 2006

Speedsoft

A subsport of airsoft where players work as a team and eliminate enemy players as quickly as possible. Usual player attire includes Dye masks, long Jon’s, tennis shoes, shorts, hoodies, head wraps, etc.

The local airsoft field is full of speedsoft players.

by TheUpbeatAceOfSpades July 22, 2018

shneeds

A replacement for the word need that makes your sentence shorter

Sean: Yo, Jordan you gotta taste this trash ass smoothie
Jordan: I don shneeds
Or
*saily shows Julie some gum
Saily: you shneeds?

by Saucy_Slave May 22, 2020

speedsdrop

The act of front or back seat passengers casually looking at the speedometer, when feeling nervous about the driver's speed.

Jennifer was speedsdropping on Dave when she felt he was speeding.

by TheRealSQ October 4, 2009