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Verb. Southed, Southing, Souths
When a northerner moves to anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon Line and has kids who learn to speak with a northern, primarily New York accent but, has a tendency to accidentally speak with a slow southern drawl and add a southern twang to the end of all sentences.
Did you hear how he southed up that sentence?
That SOB is southing up that perfectly beautiful fuggedaboudit!
The way she souths up that sentence is enough to make a confederate soldier proud.
by Gen. Ulysses S. Grant May 12, 2009
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Southern asstray

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While smoking a cigarette or a cigar discard your ashes in a females ass when you are finished suck the ashes out and feed them to her like a momma bird would do to her chicks
If your giving a southern asstray make sure she doesn't fart!!!
by Candyshop2014 October 22, 2013
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southern surfboard

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A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.
Me and my cousin snuck out to go southern surfboarding this weekend down in the glades.
by Welcometothegame2markiplier April 14, 2019
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southern pansy

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“Not just a southern pansy sergeant, THE southern pansy!”
by Deathandexestentialism August 21, 2019
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A sex act performed on a woman. Like blowing a raspberry on the stomach, only on her clit. For best results, place the area between the top of your lip and the base of your nose directly onto the clit. Begin blowing as if blowing a raspberry. Be careful to not become light headed.

Alt. Place the woman's clit in between your top and bottom lip and begin blowing, as if blowing a raspberry. Alternate rhythm of raspberry and move around area for best results.
Damn girl, he gave me a Martinez Southern Raspberry and my legs wouldn't stop shaking!
by BDA21 June 24, 2016
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Southern Lovechild

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When a man saves his semen so he can impregnate himself after gender change surgery.
Rob didn't trust any woman enough to reproduce his looks and intelligence so he had a Southern Lovechild.
by Tube Saloon February 14, 2017
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southern spittoon

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The act of spitting the excess chaw spit accumulated from chewing tobacco into your girlfriends vagina.
Billybob southern spittooned me last night, and I got a contact buzz.you could say things are getting pretty serious.
by MattAllen January 28, 2014
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