Smultz

A level of smut that is so graphic and possibly grotesque that it cannot be grouped with average smut.

"God, did you read that fic?"
"That was beyond smut."
"I know! It was such a smultz!"

by corzith April 10, 2009

smultry

A voraciously sexy look that combines 'sultry' and 'smoldering'. Use at your own risk. First pioneered by Eileen. Is a step above 'Come hither' but below 'I want in your pants'. Yields desired results every time IF used correctly.

Eileen screwed up her face in intense concentration and aimed a smultry look at Pat across a row of pizzas, conveying her secret longing. Pat then immediately sauntered over and planted the most sensuous kiss on Eileen's expectant and eager lips. :

by LisaLisaBoBisa January 22, 2008

Smulz

A Boffy rip-off that leaks peoples IPs when you beat him at video games

"f you morty" "i hate mobile players they hit me without looking" "subscribe to mistersmulz"

by spiderblade73737 February 2, 2022

bill shultz

Idiotic, stupid, and highly annoying bastard. Bill is the worst person that you could ever meet.

Bill Shultz is stupid.

by Blargh_Master February 1, 2017

shultz

A German tradition involving the exclamation of 'shultz' while putting ones hand on ones head when one has witnessed a burp as a bystander, then, whoever has witnessed the burp but has neglected to exclaim 'shultz' is slapped on the forehead. A fun game enjoyed by all.

Lauren: buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrppp!
Jess: SHULTZ!
Lauren: SHULTZ!!
Dave: SHULTZ!!!
Lydia:?
Everyone slaps lydia in on the forehead really hard.

by H February 21, 2004

john smoltz

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.

Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.

by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008

shultzing

the process of a getting-pregnant obsessed female giving oral sex to a man, accumulating his ejaculation in her mouth, and preceding to spit the semen into her vagina

Gaby really wanted Paul's baby, so she decided she would take part in shultzing her way into pregnancy. Paul was not amused at first, but after his sheer amazement, he accepted her ordeal.

by TimmyLover March 22, 2010