Smotherism

-noun
1) The ideology and religious movement based on the teachings of a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
2) The active promotion and maintenance of human suffering and painful death as practiced by a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
3) The doctrine of belief that personal redemption and eternal life can be obtained through such practices.

Smotherism has done for Calcutta's starving masses what Catholic priests have been doing for little boys for generations...

by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011

nutt smothering

During mutual oral sex or "69ing" with the male on top, testicles drape over the nose of the partner on the bottom, covering the nostrils and impeding airflow.

Damn, when I was 69ing that bitch, I gave her such a nutt smothering that almost passed out.

by Fran tularensis March 18, 2009

Motherisms

The use of words that only a mother would use when talking or refering to her offspring.

"Aw my baby boy Sammy's been such a treasure today"
"Come in for tea now princess."

"Dude i can't take any more motherisms, the rents are getting on my nerves big time!"

by Benny-G December 7, 2009

smothering majora

Your significant other is snoring too hard or passes out early. You ride the face until he/she starts passing out. Once the convulsions start, then You step on their junk to revive them.

Todd snored so hard he deserved a smothering majora from his wife as retaliation for the gladiator helmet she received once.

by Roma Funky Party Crew February 17, 2018

smothering

usually when is guy is lying down, and the girl kneeling over his head so that her pussy is near/on his face, like usually in the guy's mouth.

a great way to do oral sex on a lucky girl.

look it up on google image search.

last night for the first time she suggested smothering, and we both totally loved it.

by kittykat69_17 January 31, 2005

smotherich

when a girl can give good head

man that bitch gives incredible smotherich

by kevy kev May 31, 2007

Smothersmucker

Anything that is smothered in Smucker's.
Usually used to describe PB&J, or breakfast foods such as toast, biscuits, English muffins, & other tasty treats that have been smothered in Smucker's.

1. I need a cold glass of milk to wash down this yummy smothersmucker!

2.That was the most smothersmucking PB&J I've ever had!

by Az89 August 6, 2014