smokey bear

n. Trucker-speak for a state trooper/highway patrolman. Mostly shortened to just bear. See bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.

My dad was the first trucker to ever overtake an Ohio smokey bear on the highway without getting a ticket; he's a living legend among truckers.

by fizzle April 14, 2004

smokey bear

smokey bear secretly gets stoned instead of preventing wildfires

damn bro i just caught smokey bear hitting a bong in the redwoods while its on fire i thought he could only prevent them

by dog_god May 18, 2019

the smokey bear

A sexual act in which you light the participants hair on fire and then proceed to ejaculate on the participants head to put it out.

Your mom and I did the smokey bear last night!

by Conor R December 26, 2008

the smokey bear

A sexual act in which you light the participants hair on fire and then proceed to ejaculate on the participants head to put it out.

Your mom and I did the smokey bear last night!

by Conor R December 27, 2008

Smokey Bear Parade

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)

2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.

Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!

by Chattom, E August 22, 2006

Smokey the Bear

A fucking awesome ass bear who will take yo bitch and yo weed beware of the bear

Tom: "what happened to us smoking tonight dude?"
Chad: "Fuckin smokey the bear dude."

by yomomama November 12, 2013

smokey the bear

Dergatory trucker term for the police.

Oh, shit, here comes Smokey the Bear on the radar..

by Alias 440 October 1, 2003