Slunker

A man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (The noun being "Slunking", the ACTION of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)

Steve: hey man, when was the last time Fred had a girlfriend?
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!

by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007

Slunker

Alternative meaning to CUNT

What an absolute slunker

by RPCBBL July 24, 2024

Slunker

A nonsensical created from a compression error. Typically seen in a Analog horror setting.

Slunker is a really scary guy

by SavvySipper April 24, 2025

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

Slunked

The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk

Yo Dave I so slunked right now

by Bacon is not jmaycan February 13, 2017

Slinkers

a well known deviant, from the UK, who makes funny flashes about anime and harry potter, and various other things...
(found on deviantart)

Have you seen that rubber ducky slinkers flash?

Oh yeah! That was genius!

by thecatofdeath487 November 7, 2009